…because IT can be fixed!

Boffer.co.uk have teamed up with The Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company to launch by way of a freebie (that’s right at no cost to you) a brand new product…We bring you THE USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER.

This specialized thumb drive that helps reduce the time it takes to conceive your baby.

Disclaimer: This product was originally produced for cattle, but the manufacturer assures us that with their modifications, it will now work on humans. We can take no responsibility whatsoever if it doesn’t.

PS. This turns out to be fake.

Download link: http://www.boltfile.com/download/b144f795

Once you download spy sweeper, you would need to register to www.webroot.com/activate to get the activation code that will be emailed to you.

This product is found on sale via eBuyer for 21.73 GBP and more at other places.

Download here or read more.

You can also download a game entitled “Wild Metal” which apparently is a 3D strategic vehicular combat game set in a distant land.

These classic games have been completely optimised for play on a modern PC – the game was launched some years ago and is now available for free providing you register to Rockstar Games mail list.

The GTA2 file is a 353 MB .zip file, which includes install.exe, readme.txt file, and a .pdf of the original PC game manual.

When making a payment via Google Checkout use the coupon code “ph005″

This offer ends January the 15th, 2008

Trade in your chick flick for a action movie with hitflip.

Upon signup they give you enough credit to get your first item absolutly free!

You MUST be a new user to Google Checkout to get it for free.

You cannot ship outside the US, but it’s a good offer, so I wanted to share.

Here at Bacardi we know you like to work hard and play hard. So we’ve gone and loaded the stick full of stuff we think you’ll love, including a free music track download, free screensaver, PLUS our exclusive Bacardi widget.

Oh, but there’s more! You can become your own DJ hero using Bacardi DJ, and there’s an exclusive competition to win a trip to Miami. So to turn the heat up this term, register for your Mix Stix.

Go here.

Expires 16th November 2007

http://wiiportal.nintendo-europe.com/22690.html 

Software Downloads

• avast! 4 Home Edition – Free for Home use
• Grisoft AVG free – free for personal use
  
• Avira AntiVir PersonalEdition Classic
• ClamWin – Open Source and Free
• AOL Active Virus Shield – Simply Free
• BitDefender 8 Free Edition – FREE Antivirus for All
• PC Tools AntiVirus Free Edition – Free, no technical support
• Comodo Antivirus – No license fee EVER!

Online Scanners

• Trend Micro HouseCall – Free online antivirus
• PandaSoftware Active Scan – Free online antivirus
• Kaspersky Free Anti Virus – Free online antivirus
• eTrust Antivirus Web Scanner – Free online antivirus (IE only)

Please let us know if we have missed any by leaving a comment.

For a limited time, all ATi customers may receive a free copy of Half-Life 2: Loast Coast and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch by creating a steam account.

For more information please visit: http://www.steampowered.com/ati_offer1a/

https://shipit.kubuntu.org

Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

Visit Google TiSP

Register online and get free entry

National Hall, Olympia, London – Tuesday 24th – Thursday 26th April 2007